My name is Roguekidb and I have broken free from the internet.
Now I use the RogueNet
I am a comedy Expert... so prepared to be amazed.
It was Christmas Eve and Little Johny got him some chips ahoy with a glass of milk. He drank half of the milk when he had to use the john. When he came back, he seen a big red object eating his cookies and ran to his fathers room. "Daddy Daddy, Some guy in a red suit with a beard is in our house eating my cookies." Then his Dad replied "Dont worry, its just my new girlfriend." =]